Nelly featuring Former Fat Boys – Just A Dream (Official Remix) (Radio Edit)

Love the new Nelly song “Just A Dream”. The only problem? Nelly didn’t ask me to do a verse. I thought the hook and the beat were sick so I took it upon myself to give it the Former Fat Boys treatment and ended up doing two verses. MP3 after the video.

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Download A Car – YouTube Mixtape Volume 2

Sorry for the delay, but here it is…..

Download A Car – The YouTube Mixtape Volume 2 is official out!

Please, please, please post this link anywhere and everywhere! Facebook, Twitter, Digg, MySpace (lololololololol), etc.

Tracklist:

Former Fat Boys and Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You (Radio Remix)
Former Fat Boys and Beyonce – Halo (Remix)
Former Fat Boys, Ciara, and Justin Timberlake – Love Sex Magic
Former Fat Boys, The Clipse, and Kanye West – Kinda Like A Big Deal
Former Fat Boys and Jason Derulo – In My Head
Former Fat Boys, Jay Sean, and Lil Wayne – Down
Former Fat Boys, Justin Bieber, and Ludacris – Baby
Former Fat Boys and Kelly Clarkson – Already Gone
Former Fat Boys, Keri Hilson, Ne-Yo, Kanye West – Knock You Down
Former Fat Boys, Ke$ha, 3OH!3 – Blah Blah Blah
Former Fat Boys and Ke$ha – Tik Tok
Former Fat Boys, Matisyahu, and Akon – One Day
Former Fat Boys and One Republic – Secrets (Radio Edit)
Former Fat Boys, Lil Jon, and Paradiso Girls – Patron Tequila
Former Fat Boys and Taylor Swift – White Horse
Former Fat Boys and Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You (Radio Remix)
Former Fat Boys and Taylor Swift – White Horse
Former Fat Boys, Lil Jon, and Paradiso Girls – Patron Tequila
Former Fat Boys and One Republic – Secrets (Radio Edit)
Former Fat Boys, The Clipse, and Kanye West – Kinda Like A Big Deal
Former Fat Boys and Jason Derulo – In My Head
Former Fat Boys, Justin Bieber, and Ludacris – Baby
Former Fat Boys, Ke$ha, 3OH!3 – Blah Blah Blah
Former Fat Boys featuring Rihanna – Rude Boy

You can download it right here (FREE!) by clicking the album cover. Go!

Or click this link right here: http://www.downloadacar.com/mixtape/Former_Fat_Boys_-_Download_A_Car_Volume_2_-_2010.zip

Download A Car – YouTube Mixtape Volume 1

I thought today would never, ever come. But it has!

We are officially announcing that Volume 1 of our Download A Car mixtape is out!

You can download it right here by clicking the album cover. Go!

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Tracklist:

1 – One Republic featuring Former Fat Boys – Apologize
2 – Kelly Clarkson featuring Former Fat Boys – Sober
3 – Ingrid Michaelson featuring Former Fat Boys – The Way I Am
4 – New Kids On The Block with Former Fat Boys – Summertime (Remix)
5 – Katy Perry featuring Former Fat Boys – Hot N Cold (Remix)
6 – Fall Out Boy featuring Former Fat Boys – I Don’t Care (Radio Edit)
7 – Heidi Montag featuring Former Fat Boys – Party’s Wherever I Am
8 – Jennifer Hudson featuring Former Fat Boys – Spotlight
9 – Ben Folds featuring Former Fat Boys – Cologne (Orchestral Rap Remix) (Radio Edit)
10 – Pussycat Dolls featuring – When I Grow Up
11 – Carlos Loco featuring Former Fat Boys – I Love McDonalds Remix
12 – Britney Spears featuring Former Fat Boys – Amnesia
13 – Black Eyed Peas featuring Former Fat Boys – Boom Boom Pow
14 – Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain and Former Fat Boys – Blame It
15 – Derek Cate featuring Former Fat Boys – Forever

Please tell your friends, relatives, and enemies to download this and tell their friends. Facebook this link, Tweet it, etc. This is just the beginning.

Download A Car: YouTube Mixtape Volume 2 will be released 5/17/2010!

Jason Derulo featuring Former Fat Boys – In My Head (Remix)

Supposedly this kid can really sing, but man oh man is he Melodyned to the max. Regardless, the hook on this song is so freaking insipid I had to funk with it. I decided to give a shout out in the track to Hard Corey and his faux lover the Laotian Boy.

BANNED FROM YOUTUBE and every other video service…it’s here:


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My lyrics:

In my head I see you all over me
In my head I see, well you don’t wanna see
trust me
i’m lusting
cuz your thrusting
got me so fucking close to busting
right here on the dance floor
i lean in for a kiss but you just wanna dance more
fine, i can deal with hard to get
cuz i got you in my head
doing things we ain’t done yet but what’s left unsaid
is i think you see yourself in my bed in your own head
you don’t wanna admit that you’d rather be dead
than alone without me
even if you let me teach
you’re still getting a D
in your A


Clipse featuring Kanye West, DJ Khalid, and Former Fat Boys – Kinda Like A Big Deal

Love this track, decided to rap to it.

My girlfriend told me that I looked “too white” in it. She said I looked lame and too rich to be in this song. I thought about filming the video in my ’97 Neon to prove I’m wayyyyyyy poorer than the Clipse or Kanye West right now. I think she was getting at an inherent racial perception problem that I get a lot as a white rapper from a middle class background. Oh well…I really dug the track and since I hate braggadoccio tracks…I turned this on it’s head.

Peep it:

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My lyrics:

i walk into the mickey d’s down the street they know me
they say you want the usssu a mcrib with double meat
nah, just somethin off the dollar menu and a coke son
don’t even ask for change when i toss him the jefferson
hop into the neon, starts on the third try
and the kids smoking behind the dumpsters smile they know i’m fly
i’m so wicked, sold out every night
my skins green from the money, just an old story twisted
revisited, don’t change it to much they comfy
so i’ll autotune when i sing so they flavor of the month me
on kiss fm, play me till you have a stomache ache
you puke me up and you’ll wish you never ate
i’m a big thing 15 minutes never ending
they let me in the hottest clubs cuz i’m bartending
and you’ll make my time last if you turn up the hatering
i’m in the hottest restaurants weeknights cuz i’m waitering

Ke$ha featuring 3OH!3 and Former Fat Boys – Blah Blah Blah

Ke$ha is the female heir to Eminem’s pop music throne, I believe. Her image is a perfect little almost whore. You can’t help but love her spunk. It’s all a perfectly crafted image, right down to the misspellings on her MySpace page and the vitriol Perez Hilton spews at her. Regardless, I think her album is the best of 2009 so far so here is Blah Blah Blah. (Video is from Metacafe because YouTube is retarded.)

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Lyrics:

umm no i don’t think so
you shut your mouth
first or i’m gonna go
and take this dick and this jack back
back by the bar
where ke$ha clones all wanna make me hard
i don’t blah, i don’t gaga
i don’t give a fuck
that you live in a la la land
i like your freckles and laugh
i like your fake mustache
and i like that you’re about as real as montag’s fun bags
and A&r major label marketing plans
drop the act, shake ass, repeat let’s dance
cuz i fuck like cocaine like jessica simpson
and i’m looking for a girl to complete my mission
but i don’t got a quarter or a pond to wish in
and i gotta find a pop princess to jizz in
a million hot chicks
in panties crotchless
hit up hills hot tubs topless and all kiss
me with my butless chaps
chillin with you in my lap
cuz it’s all just blah blah
[freestyle to end]

Justin Bieber featuring Ludacris and Former Fat Boys – Baby (Official Radio Remix Video)

I love Justin Bieber. It was about time for them to develop a new teen idol and right on cue Mr. Eenie Meenie himself shows up. This song was pure dreck only a 13 year old (or me) could love. The Ludacris verse is one of the worst examples of selling out I have heard in my entire life. What a piece of garbage! He didn’t even try. Not that I blame him… So I elevated the joint to new heights with some storytelling about a Mary Kay Letourneau type situation.

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Lyrics:

Kelly Clarkson featuring Former Fat Boys – Already Gone (Official Video)

This is the song that Ryan Tedder essentially used to create Halo. Change a few instruments and BANG!: new song. Since the Kelly version came first and since she wrote it with him, I think I respect it a little more. The video is killer and her voice is so much more likable than Beyonce’s dog yap (though the yap was under control in Halo).

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Lyrics:
she’s monday morning
she flying out the door and
its the worst day of the week of the month of the year
and its clear no matter where we go from here
she’s already flown the coup spread her wings
and i’m outta the loop like lincoln park, it’s dark
cuz we’ve reached the goodbye, the so long
and it seems that i missed her leave she’s already gone
and she’s not wrong
we’re not romeo and juilet
we’re like montague’s and capulets
we’re like michael jackson’s ambulance
headed for disaster
a ride you want off quick
there’s no happy ending
one last breath that’s it
just pull the band-aid off fast, it hurts less
pull the plug life support’s ultimately worthless
and who wants the fights and fingers pointed
like my shit don’t stink and yours is awful poignant
and a peaceful split gets all steroided
the knock down drag out no holds barred avoided
cuz this isn’t about what a boy did, or a girl did
we both loved hard now’s the time to forgive
go our separate ways move on live
you’re already gone, so now here’s my goodbye kiss

Remember all the things we wanted
Now all our memories, they’re haunted
We were always meant to say goodbye
Even with our fists held high
It never would have worked out right, yeah
We were never meant for do or die…

I didn’t want us to burn out
I didn’t come here to hurt you now I can’t stop…

I want you to know
It doesn’t matter where we take this road
Someone’s gotta go
And I want you to know
You couldn’t have loved me better
But I want you to move on
So I’m already gone

Looking at you makes it harder
But I know that you’ll find another
That doesn’t always make you wanna cry
It started with the perfect kiss then
We could feel the poison set in
“Perfect” couldn’t keep this love alive
You know that I love you so
I love you enough to let you go

I want you to know
It doesn’t matter where we take this road
Someone’s gotta go
And I want you to know
You couldn’t have loved me better
But I want you to move on
So I’m already gone

I’m already gone, already gone
You can’t make it feel right
When you know that it’s wrong
I’m already gone, already gone
There’s no moving on
So I’m already gone

Ahhhh already gone, already gone, already gone
Ahhhh already gone, already gone, already gone

Remember all the things we wanted
Now all our memories, they’re haunted
We were always meant to say goodbye…

I want you to know
It doesn’t matter where we take this road
Someone’s gotta go
And I want you to know
You couldn’t have loved me better
But I want you to move on
So I’m already gone

I’m already gone, already gone
You can’t make it feel right
When you know that it’s wrong
I’m already gone, already gone
There’s no moving on,
So I’m already gone

Paradiso Girls featuing Former Fat Boys and Lil Jon – Patron Tequila (Radio Remix)

This is my best remix. Hands down. (I think.) I thought this beat was killer and I loved telling the story of the boyfriend of the girl who likes tequila too much and ultimately ends up hating Patron and Tequila because he gets cockblocked by it.

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Lyrics:

Rap Lyrics:
perdoname
hold on un momente
so drunk on agave this hottie
puking in the hotel lobby
and i wave the bellhops way
like hey buddy i’m sorry
my girls a mess, and i can’t stress
enough that i can’t get her out of her dress
cuz she’s so damn smashed
and i got class
a little less drunk and i’d be tapping that ass
but if i hit it post liquid post margarita
probably be date rape hola policia
so the moral of the story
tequilas boring
binge drinking leaves me horny horny
so when your girls says just one more shot
when she wants to dance to one more kanye west song
its in her eyes, she’s already gone
should’a cut her off apologize to your dong
by the end of the night you just wanna bone
byt the end of the night you’re buzzed going home
by the end of the night you’re in the zone
by the end of the night you’re cockblocked by patron

Feat. Lil’ Jon

-Intro [Lil' Jon]-
Let’s go!
Hey!
What’s happenin’?
What you drinkin’ tonight girl?
Drinkin’ tonight with me!
Put your drinks up!

-Chorus [Aria] (Lil’ jon)-
Hey girl
Where’s your drink?
We goin’ all get real drunk tonight
Hey girl
I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight (get fucked up tonight)
By the end of the night
Imma have you drunk and throwing up (hey! )
By the end of the night
Imma have you so fucked up! (have you so fucked up)

-Verse [Chelsea] (Lil’ Jon)-
They said what you drinkin’? (what you drinkin’?)
Let me buy you a couple of rounds
And I said what you thinkin’? (yeah! )
I ain’t the type of girl to get down
But I can party wit cha (uh huh)
And bring my girls aside (uh huh)
Tell the bartender bring the ice
And let ‘em know I’m on Patron

-Chorus {Aria, with ad libs by [Chelsea]} (Lil’ Jon)-
I’m on Patron, Tequila
I’m drunk on Margarita [on Margaritas]
That Patron, Tequila [that Patron]
Me and my mamacita (yeah! ) [me and my mamacita]
Hey girl (hey girl)
Where’s your drink?
We goin’ all get real drunk tonight (get real drunk tonight) [real drunk tonight]
Hey girl
I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight (get fucked up tonight) [yeah]
By the end of the night
Imma have you drunk and throwing up (hey! ) [throwing up]
By the end of the night [oohh]
Imma have you so fucked up! (so fucked up! )

-Verse [Lauren] (Lil’ Jon)-
And now the parted heated
‘Cuz I got a hot girl in the club
I’m feelin’ so conceited (yeah! )
‘Cuz everybody is giving me love (uh, uh)
But hold up, wait a minute (uh huh)
‘Cuz my cup is going empty
I need someone to refill me
I’m trynna to get drunk (me too)

-Chorus {Aria, with ad libs by [Lauren]} (Lil’ Jon)-
I’m on Patron, Tequila [yeah, yeah]
I’m drunk on Margarita
That Patron, Tequila [yeah, yeah]
Me and my mamacita
Hey girl (hey girl)
Where’s your drink?
We goin’ all get real drunk tonight (get real drunk tonight)
Hey girl
I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight (get fucked up tonight) [yeah]
By the end of the night
Imma have you drunk and throwing up (hey! ) [throwing up]
By the end of the night
Imma have you so fucked up! (so fucked up! )

-Bridge {Aria, (Lil’ Jon)} [Chelsea and Lauren]-
Who wanna get fucked up? [I do, I do]
Who wanna get fucked up? [I do, I do]
Who wanna get drunk? (me) [me]
Who wanna get drunk? (I’m already drunk) [me]
Who wanna get fucked up? (haha) [I do, I do]
Who wanna get fucked up?(I ain’t stopping them) [I do, I do]
Who wanna get drunk? [me]
Who wanna get drunk? (let’s have another one)

-Chorus {Aria, (Lil’ Jon)} [Chelsea and Lauren]-
I’m on Patron, Tequila
I’m drunk on Margarita
That Patron, Tequila [yeah, yeah]
Me and my mamacita (put your drinks up! )
Hey girl (hey girl)
Where’s your drink?
We goin’ all get real drunk tonight
Hey girl
I got bud we can all get fucked up tonight
By the end of the night [repeating Aria]
Imma have you drunk and throwing up [repeating Aria]
By the end of the night [repeating Aria]
Imma have you so fucked up! [Imma have you so fucked up! ]

-[Lil' Jon]-
Put your drinks up!
Put your drinks up!
Put your drinks up!
Put your drinks up!

-[Aria]-
I’m on Patron, Tequila
I’m drunk on Margarita
That Patron, Tequila
Me and my mamacita

Jay Sean featuring Lil Wayne and Former Fat Boys – Down (Radio Edit)

Great beat and, for once, a great rap from Lil Wayne that doesn’t over-rely on autotune and shitty lyrics. There’s some nice wordplay around the word Down. I usually think Weezy is on the fast track to become a disaster, but I liked him here and didn’t erase his verse (like I usually do with Kanye).

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Lyrics:

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